YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE DISAPPOINTED

Let’s be honest, the first time you have sex is a cross between sad and depressing. It’s sad that all that hype has led to this result and it’s depressing that he actually thinks he’s accomplished something. Neither one of you know shit about pleasure at that age and if you wait longer you’ll go into it with an actual appreciation of each other and not as a fumbling ball of ignorant lust.
Most importantly, later on us women will be strong enough to direct instead of just being grateful to be an extra in his short film.

Abstain and serve JESUS